"lexi it’s thanksgiving. get off the floor u can kiss the dog later"
sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall
33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter